Dogs of War #5!
Having your comic book come out on Christmas Eve is like trying to make sure no one goes out and buys it. So, y’know, go out and buy it! Especially you Jews out there, support one of your own!

I’m not sure why our Christmas cards are unnecessarily morbid. It may have to do with Christmas’s pagan sources, notably the Norse tradition of celebrating that the unbearable winter was half over, so those who had survived so far had a decent chance of making it to the end.
Now that is a party.

