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I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. For the first time in about a decade I broke with tradition. Ever since I was in college when a bunch of us decided that it was madness to travel home on the busiest weekend of the year to eat a giant meal with relatives we didn’t really like we’ve been throwing the Thanksgiving Day Massacre. Continue reading

No words of wisdom this week. Not even the moronic rambling you’ve come to expect. Have a good Turkey Day.

In the mean time, enjoy (yet again), a delicious serving of holiday Burt. Continue reading

So remember last week when I came home from Italy and I was all, “Phew, I can relax until Christmas.”

Boy what a funny guy I am!

So last Tuesday Modern Warfare 2 comes out, and I am psyched like nobody’s business, because if there’s one thing that Scotty McWegner loves, it’s some mutherfucking simulated murder. Judge me if you must. It’s what keeps me from murdering real people. That, and the thought of being anally raped on a daily basis at the Federal prison they are building up in Berlin, NH. But mostly it’s the simulated murder that keeps the innocent safe. Continue reading