Crankshaft Studio Is Moving

Scott Wegna
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Not that anyone other than my accountant knows that I do business/file taxes as “Crankshaft Studio”.

Almost two years ago the wife and I decided that, for a variety of reasons, we really needed a change of scenery. We checked out the NH seacoast area, we looked at Western Mass -God I love the Amherst area. We looked into Boston, the Hudson River valley, and for a brief moment even Seattle was on the list. To keep a very long story short, we were made an offer we couldn’t refuse by Ma Wegs last year, and after hemming and hawing, we decided this past Christmas visit to go for it.

So this summer the New York City Wegener population will be increasing by a total of 3.

There were, of course, a lot of reasons not to move back to Staten Island. I left fifteen years ago for a reason. The human sub-species known as GUIDO comes to mind. Brooklyn, Staten Island, and Northern Jersey pretty much invented this pathetic creature, for which I apologize to all of humanity.  And yet, the place has really changed in that time too. The entire city has. Each time we visit there’s been something new for us to say, “I really enjoyed that”, about.

The one question that hung me up was where would I work? Granted, my New Hampshire laundry room studio kind of blows, but at least it’s mine. But then my youngest brother Dave -electrical engineering student and extreme handy man- suggested that we turn the attic into a studio space where Dorinda can write and I can work.

Dave also moved back home a few years ago to complete his propeller-head training at Brooklyn Poly. As a way of carrying his own weight at the Wegener Enclave he decided to fix all the stuff that needed fixing and upgrade the balls off of everything else. Walls were ripped out, bedrooms were remodeled, and basements were finished and turned into rumpus rooms. One of the last major projects was fixing some damage done to the attic a little while ago when the under-roof leaked. By which I mean it poured several hundred gallons of rain water into the old fiberglass insulation, which then made the interior parts of the roof collapse into the attic.

In short, it’s a fucking mess, and I have the photos to prove it.

We spent this past weekend sorting through all the stuff up there. The photos, if you can believe it, are post-clean up. For my next visit there will be a dumpster and a garbage shoot, as we get rid of all that stuff, then rip out what remains of the walls in preparation for a serious rewiring and remodeling of the space.

I had a really great time going through all the old junk with my mom, and working with my little brother is a lot of fun.

The biggest treat for me was after I pestered Dave into ripping up a piece of the horrific masonite floor. Underneath it was a beautiful (if skuzzy) floor made of wide knotty pine boards. That will be great once we sand and shalack the shit out of it.

The space itself is pretty huge -bigger than most studio apartments. Though that is hard to tell with the mountain of contractors bags cluttering the place up.

For reasons of narcissism I’m planning on keeping a photo log of the work as we move forward. You can find those pics HERE.

SLEIGH RIDING UPDATE: The ride down and back from NYC was torture. And after visiting my doctor today I know why. My tail bone is in fact broken. And I have compression fractures to the T11 and T12 thorasic vertebrae -which is where the ribs meet the spine.

It’s off to physical therapy I go!


  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/K7VcdYAIzovSLd9Mmz6EtMGHmjrj#2813e blalor

    Geez, when you go sledding, you don't fuck around! Sorry to hear about the broken bones; I'm guessing that they're more annoying than alarming, but still. At least you're able to serve as an example of what *not* to do. ;-) Good luck on the remodel, and let me know if you need some extra man muscle down there; I'm sure there's somebody I could call in for you in a pinch.

  • http://www.nuklearpower.com Brian!

    At least you're able to serve as an example of what *not* to do.

    That's the best way to think of Scott in general.

  • Scott!

    If I had feelings that would have hurt.

  • http://potpies.blogspot.com/ potpies

    You can borrow the donut I had to sit on when I hurt my tailbone years back. But only 'cause I like ya.

  • http://serge-lj.livejournal.com/ Serge

    “…upgrade the balls off of everything else…”
    Is Dave an electrician, or a vet?

    Sorry to hear about the sled's aftermath being worse than you thought.

  • Inkermark

    Damn son! You done messed yourself up good. I hope the eventual move goes well for ya. Fixing up attics can be fun sometimes. The only experience Ive had involved a roommate who decided to fix up the attic in the house we were renting. To make a long story short, he stepped through the floor, dumping approximately 15 pounds of old paper pulp style insulation down onto my art table while I was inking a book that had to be completed by Fedex time the next day. Its pretty tough to find a new bottle of ink at 10pm, because you cant use your current one because it has 5 pounds of insulation covering it. May yours go much smoother.

  • Josh_B

    I hope your move goes smoothly. I can sympathize with what a massive pain in the ass it is… but you already know all about pains in the ass, right? See what I did there?

  • David Gallaher

    Huzzah! This fellow New Yorker welcomes you!

  • http://mattcrap.deviantart.com/ mattcrap

    dude, you keep those fuckin Doctors in BUSINESS, man!!

  • Scott!

    It is true. I am my own stress test, and I'm pretty sure the Southern NH medical community will experience massive lay offs when I move. =P

    Saw the Ortho-doc yesterday. Pictures of broken backs are gross. Doubly so when your over-active imagination is more than capable of convincing you that you can feel every little bit of bone grinding on the other bits.

    I've gotta stop using my spine as a shock-absorber.

  • Scott!

    Buying my very own donut was one of the few bright spots of this experience. I got to hobble into a CVS and very loudly announce to the pharmacy clerk that, “I gots them 'roids REAL BAD. I need one'a dem whoopy cushion thing. On account of my BURNING HEMROIDS.”

    Man was she uncomfortable.

  • Scott!

    Both. He builds cyborg pets.

  • Scott!

    Great, just what i need. *Another* Clevinger in my life. =D

  • Scott!

    Heyyyy, hooooo!

  • http://serge-lj.livejournal.com/ Serge

    Scott… I guess you've finally figured out that your mutant healing factor just isn't what it used to be. That being said, and silly jokes aside, I wish you a prompt recovery.